Iron Man 3 First Look: The Newest Villain!?

So we just got a few websites to post screenshots of the Iron Man 3 set, and we were SHOCKED. No joke, when you see these shots, you too will be amazed and impressed. Check it out:

Yes, that's right- IRON PATRIOT IN THE HOUSE!!! THIS IS HUGE! I mean, you're basically looking at another Iron Man armor, but still- it's just so amazing to see, especially when the Iron Patriot was a fairly recent character. I'm assuming this is to keep up with the movie number as well. If you haven't caught on, Iron Man 1 had one Iron Man armor, Iron Man 2 added a second Iron Man armor in Warmachine, and now Iron Man 3 will add the third in the Iron Patriot.





Ok, ok, so maybe you don't know anything about the Iron Patriot. Allow me to fill you in. The Iron Patriot was the main antagonist of the "Dark Reign" arc for Marvel comics. This is why we "assume" the suit to be the villain in the movie. The suit is Norman Osborn's way of taking a psychological jab at the Avengers, sporting the armor with his own team of Dark Avengers. It has been confirmed that Norman Osborn is not behind this armor however. So no, of course we won't have any worries of Dafoe wearing this armor. In this run through, we have James Badge Dale instead. Take a look at this:

So what will James be doing? Well, he'll be playing the role of Eric Savin. This character is better known as "Coldblood", if he's known at all. Not a major Marvel character, but it's important to note that Coldblood is a cyborg. So where this plot will take us is almost guaranteed not to be Comic-book Accurate, but hey- if you wanted those stories just go pick up the comics. It's what makes these movies so good; you get to see things that aren't already in print. Given Marvel's trends, we can almost expect a comic title or two to bring back the Iron Patriot, and it wouldn't surprise me if Coldblood came back as well from his now seven-year hiatus from simply "missing in action" after Marvel's Civil War. We're most excited to see how they'll make this movie, including the Iron Patriot with the other hints and jabs at comic nostalgia in Fin Fang Foom and The Mandarin.

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The Two Most Underestimated Tools of the Internet

Since the birth of the internet there has have been a baby boom of websites to come into the world as we now know it. There are gaming sites, news sites, search engines, sex sites, and the list just goes on. Far to long for me to keep up with, if my mind can even handle such a number. But that’s not the point! The point is that there is such a vast number of websites out there, and the majority of people of this day and age do not truly take advantage of the unlimited resources at their very disposal. They would rather go out of their way and go to a store like Best Buy or Micro Center to get someone else' opinion on a subject they don’t know about then to research it on their own and collect their own point of view of that product or topic. So without further ado I give you the two most underestimated yet probably most used tools of the internet.

I am of course talking about YouTube and Google. These two websites make up for a huge fraction of the traffic that is the internet. When people get curious they say “I’m gonna google it!” or when they want to show a friend or family member a movie trailer or something so hilarious that it just simply can’t wait you whip out your iPhone or Android and pull YouTube up in a matter of seconds.

Before I jump into why I think that YouTube is one of the most underestimated tools of our time, let me just hit you with some statistics so you can wrap your head around just how big YouTube really is.

·         60 hours of video are uploaded every minute, or one hour of video is uploaded to YouTube every second.

·         Over 4 billion videos are viewed a day

·         Over 800 million unique users visit YouTube each month

·         Over 3 billion hours of video are watched each month on YouTube

·         More video is uploaded to YouTube in one month than the 3 major US networks created in 60 years

Yeah, it’s that big. And that was just some of the stats about YouTube. People really need to learn how to properly harness the power of this site! Granted a lot of the videos are fake, and just because they are fake doesn’t mean that YouTube can pull them from the site. They have as much a right to post videos as you and I do. This is where internet experience comes into play. You need to know how to look at the comments, look at the like/dislike meter and determine for yourself if its legit or not. Now this is not hard to do, because people on the internet do not appreciate being hood winked by an internet troll who has nothing better to do then to post false videos. So with that being said, if its fake, it’s easy to tell.

One of the many reasons that I adore YouTube is because I have learned so much shit on that site that I feel like I don’t even need to go to school anymore (but still, stay in school kids). I have learned how to install a water cooler for my computer on YouTube, and thanks to FPSRussia I have learned way more then I should about guns. Even aside from the learning curve, it’s the ultimate gaming guide! Any video game you could possibly imagine is one there, with guides cheats and everything else you could possibly need to 100% your game. It really couldn’t be easier! 

So with all that out of the way, we now come to the next stop in our internet tour. Google. The internet giant that is just that much closer to world domination, next to Facebook that is. Google logs around 2 billion searches each day. So acting on that number that means that within the course of the year Google logs a grand total of 730 billion searches a year. That monstrous number looks like this if you actually want to write it out: 730,000,000,000. All people need to do in order to figure out how to change your own oil or how to tie a tie is simply Google it! 

I’m not sure what else there is to say on this subject. If you Google things that you need or want to know, odds are that the answer will be right in front of you 90% of the time. It’ll just take a little bit of concentration and a weather eye in order to find. 

The internet can be a very misleading and intimidating place to look around and to be entertained. However at the same time it can be extremely useful and is an excellent resource for just about anything you need to find out at a moment’s notice. To let the full potential of these tools go unused largely because people rather go into stores like Best Buy and Radio Shack.  It just takes some practice and you could be a pro in no time.

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WWE Raw Wrapup - 5/28/2012

WWE Monday Night Raw - May 28, 2012

So as of now, the build to Cena/Big Show has a stronger story and more build than either of the title matches at No Way Out.  Tonight, we'll rectify that, right?

Wrong.  We open with the same recap video shown on Smackdown.  They show the vid, I'll show the highlight.

To further show how important this rivalry is, we go to Big Show heading to the ring.  Show says that every time he did something to make people smile it was a calculated business decision.  Long and short, everything he does and did will do was for himself.  With his iron clad contract, there's no need to be the fake-happy lovable Big Show.  Show's beef with the WWE is that nobody came to his defense.  Minutes after his firing at the hands of Big Johnny, Brodus Clay was out dancing in the middle of the ring, and Kofi and R-Truth were hamming it up.  Funny, I pointed out the same thing, big guy.  People are shallow and phony and Big Show is more disappointed in Cena than anyone else.  The champion of the locker room did a 10 minute Jim Carrey skit with Ace instead of fighting for his 'friend's job.  At No Way Out, Cena will face Big Show's wrath.  Not bad...just a bit long.  Glad to see he pointed out Clay's being jovial minutes after a locker room vet was shitcanned on national television.

WWE Rewind to Santino vs Ricardo Rodriguez; this means Santino is up next.

Match 1 - Alberto del Rio vs Santino Marella (US Champion), non-title
Winner: Alberto del Rio via submission

ADR's golden rain pyro is back.  Usually I'm not a stickler for pyro, but it fits his character so well that it was sorely missed.  Alberto squashes Santino in a minute with the Cross Armbreaker.  Ricardo yells that del Rio won in Santino's face.  This would normally be a way to elevate a championship contender, but with the way the 'lower' titles are treated nowadays, this really doesn't prove much of anything.

Alex Riley is in the back buttering up Eve when Show walks in and is told by Eve that he can pick his opponent tonight.  Riley just about poops himself and Show says he's not his choice, but to send a message to the locker room.  He then throws him into a wall.  If he's unconscious, how is he going to deliver the message?  Did not think this one through, Big Show.

Match 2 - Kofi Kingston and R-Truth (c) vs Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger
Winners: Kofi and Truth via pinfall

Extremely typical tag match.  That's about all I can say for the action.  What happened after the match was far more important.  Ziggler says that he's better than this and storms off, leaving Vickie and Swagger in the ring.  It's about time; Ziggler needs to strike out on his own so he can shine.  Swagger is solid in the ring; his main problem is that he's been second fiddle to Ziggler for the tenure of this partnership.  Set both men free!

Santino is being walked through the back by a WWE doctor, who proceeds to drop him off with Big Show for some ungodly reason.  The doc tells Show that Santino is hurt.  Show grabs Santino by the face and says maybe he should be his opponent tonight.  Brodus Clay shows up, upset that Big Show was talking trash earlier in the night.  Show says they'll fight tonight.  Some character for Clay is nice; at least he shows conviction.

Big Johnny, Eve and David Otunga come to the ring to unveil the WWE '13 video game cover.  Ace says after the match with Cena he's the most popular superstar of all time and reveals a cover with himself on it.  Yeah, ok.  CM Punk comes out and puts his gum on the seat of Ace's rascal scooter.  Punk proceeds to uncover a larger display of the real cover, featuring himself.  "A wrestler on the cover of a wrestling video game"; the idea amuses Punk.

 
He makes a "mine is bigger than yours" joke at Ace's expense and sends the corporate crew on their way.  Ace wishes Punk good luck in his match; Punk reminds Ace that "luck is for losers".

Match 3 - CM Punk (WWE Champion) vs Daniel Bryan, non-title
Winner: Daniel Bryan via pinfall

Bryan needs to earn his repeat WWE title shot.  A lot of classic stuff from both guys:  Bryan bends Punk's elbow to the mat and stomps it, Punk uses a bow and arrow stretch.  They also do a classic 'indy' arm wringer escape and a bridge up out of a pin into an attempted backslide.  The action ends up outside and AJ comes to ringside, dressed up in CM Punk merch.  Punk stomps away at Bryan and AJ looks absolutely gleeful.

The start of a crazy fangirl angle?

Punk lands a northern lights suplex and Bryan continues a focus on the arm.  Bryan exposes the turnbuckle and AJ hops on the apron to tell the ref.  Punk doesn't know the turnbuckle is exposed and Bryan baits him to the corner.  Bryan throws him head first and grabs a quick pin.

Kane immediately hits the ring to wail on Bryan with a chair to continue this mini-feud and when AJ gets wind that Kane will turn to Punk, she slides him a chair to defend himself with.  Punk gives an unsure look to AJ.  AJ has, without a doubt, the most believable expressions of any diva in WWE.  I sincerely hope for a real program for her once this one is done.  Bryan/Punk got about 20 minutes on TV and the match had a 'tainted' win; this shows a confidence (well deserved) in both men and it's a breath of fresh air.

Match 4 - Christian (IC champion) vs The Miz, non-title
Winner: Christian via pinfall

Cody Rhodes is on commentary for this one and does a pretty good job.  Miz lands offense early, but Christian comes back.  Rhodes throws down the headset and distracts Christian, allowing Miz a near fall.  Christian fights back and lands the Killswitch and Frog Splash.  This is all leading to Christian vs Rhodes as a program, which is great.

Cut to the back and we see Ace giving Otunga and Eve the business.  Ace is disappointed in Otunga for tapping to the STF so quickly when Ace lasted it twice in one match (A fair complaint, to be honest).  Otunga wants Sheamus to prove himself.  Big Johnny tells Eve he's disappointed she didn't get an apology out of Sheamus.  She says she tried.  Eve gets mad and makes Teddy Long get her coffee.  It's cold, which makes her mad.  It was an iced coffee.  This is all awful.

Back to the ring, Miz is still out there and nabbed himself a mic.  He won for Team Johnny at Wrestlemania and hasn't gotten anything for it.  Orton comes out, walks right to the ring and RKOs Miz.  So Miz didn't see that coming?  What a goof.  Ziggler is in the back and Vickie says she'll see what she can do to get Ziggler on his own.

A video package for Memorial Day, voiced by John Cena rolls.  This is normally where I'd complain about Cena being shoved down our throats, but instead I say it was a well done video with a splendid sentiment.  Those same folks they're thanking in a video are the reason I can sit here on the lunch break of a good job and write about a wrestling TV show to pass the time.  Thank you all.

Kane will face CM Punk for the WWE title on Smackdown.  The brand extension is officially dead with this match.

Match 5 - David Otunga vs Sheamus (World Heavyweight Champion), non-title
Winner: Sheamus via pinfall

Sheamus beats up Otunga, hits White Noise then the Brough Kick.  Just an excuse for Big Red to get on Raw and see action.  I don't like the idea of taking White Noise as a lead in to the Brough Kick; it devalues it as a legit finisher.  Bad call.

ECW Unreleased Vol 1 releases soon; the clips shown showcase the usual ECW suspects, as well as Eddie Guerrero and Chris Jericho.

Raw Rewind to Over the Limit and "the darkest 24 hours in WWE".  Then the video from the top of the show plays.  As I promised:

Unlike WWE, I just show the best part.

Match 6 - Brodus Clay vs Big Show
No Contest

The match never starts.  Big Show enters with a mic and says he's a fan of Clay.  Show thought he was a sellout, but look at Clay; he does it every night.  Maybe when the fans are tired of the Funkasaurus, Clay can be Doink.  Big Show heads to the ring and spears Clay outside in a huge collision.  Show continues to beat down Brodus, until Kofi and Truth run out to make the save.  Show catches Kofi and throws him into Truth.  Big Show stomps the announce table and whacks Clay with a panel of it a few times.  Kofi recovers and rushes Big Show, but he gets thrown through a barricade.  Truth gets tossed into the steel stairs.  Clay takes the WMD to the jaw and Ace comes out to congratulate Big Show.  Where the hell is John Cena in all this?

So again, Big Show/Cena takes the front seat on this show and for the PPV - it was declared the main event, once again out ranking both titles.  Big Show has destroyed two champions and an undefeated monster all at once.  Leaving out the question of why this had to be a brawl to protect Clay's undefeated streak, we're still left in a bad place:  If Cena wins at No Way Out, he beat a monster who beat three men by himself and we have Super Cena again.  If he loses, what's the point, other than to build to the eventual return of Super Cena?  The key ingredient here is that Cena needs to change - Heel turn, attitude, intensity.  Anything.  But the same old Cena just isn't going to do it after the last few weeks.  Here's hoping that change comes; I have nothing against John Cena.  I have something against the John Cena that does Jim Carrey skits. 

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