True Blood: Episode 3 "Whatever I Am, You Made Me"

"Whatever I Am, You Made Me"

*Spoilers Ahead*

I have to say, this weeks True Blood was a major improvement over the last two. So maybe the show is starting to pick itself up again. I hope so.

This week starting off with Tara trying to fight her new vampire urges. She seems erratic and unstable. I'm sure being dead then turned into a vampire isn't helping with her sanity. Tara refused to see Lafayette and Sookie like usual and Sam was given the burden of taking care of a crazy Tara, later putting her in the freezer when the sun was up. The end of the episode showed us exactly what to expect from Tara this season, a self loathing vampire. Exactly what I didn't care to see. The episode ended with Tara going into a tanning bed and burning herself. Pam senses this and has a "WTF is she thinking" moment. I don't feel bad for Tara, and I'm annoyed that she is going to be self hating. Pam can save this storyline by fixing Tara and taking her under her wing. Time will tell.

Sookie Sookie Sookie.... sigh. Besides getting yelled at by Tara to back off, Sookie is being interrogated over the disappearance of Debbie Pelt. Well she keeps mum about everything with the cops, but the second that Alcide comes into it, she blabs. I'm sorry, but, how was that in any way intelligent? Besides the fact that he is probably going to be pissed with her, now she has another person who knows the truth and can be a loss end. Oh Sookie.

Jason was trying to find the inner Jason this week. And he found that by doing the thing he is best at, sex. He doesn't want to be someones boytoy anymore. I respect it. I want him and Jessica to really form a close bond and get together. Time will tell.

Now onto some Pam. By far the best part of the episode was again the Pam flashbacks. This time we got to see Eric seeking her out and the playful banter happening. We even got an appearance by Bill and his maker Lorena (whom I have always enjoyed). Bill and Lorena are draining the girls in Pam's brothel and Eric puts a stop to it. We also have a very nice scene with Eric and Bill meeting for the first time. Both not too found of the other. We also get some nice characterization of Pam. We see how she thinks her life is hopeless and that there is nothing for her. Begging Eric to turn her. He is refusing, until Pam decides to slit her wrists, and we can see the debate happening in Eric's head. Once again the flashbacks have been perfect and have shaping out the characters of Pam and Eric perfectly.

Now onto Bill, Eric and the authority. We start off with the authority still trying to figure out what to do with Bill and Eric. They decide to send them out but take precaution by attaching special remote stakes to their chests that can kill them whenever they step out of line, and conveniently work with a smart phone! I did quite enjoy Bill joking with Eric about sleeping with Salome and getting his sloppy seconds. Salome did entrigue me. She seems to figure out if she can trust people by sleeping with them and she seems extremely intelligent about the matters of the authority. So yes I would love to see more of her and her involvement with the Authority. Steve Newlin as the new Nan? Why?? Sigh. He is just too silly of a character for me.

To wrap us this week, I loved the Pam flashbacks of course, and it looks like I'm really coming around to the Authority storyline. I'm really starting to become intrigued. So yes I would love more. Sookie and Tara? Eh, next please.

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First Look Demo: Kingdom Hearts 3D

When I heard there was a Kingdom Hearts game coming out on the 3DS, I had the feeling that a longtime KH fan would have- is it Kingdom Hearts 3!?

Sadly, no, it is not. But don't be sad, unlike other spin-offs we've been served, Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance is a continuation of the story. That's right- a game where supposedly, by the end of it, we'll be finally ready to understand what is going on, or what will go on, in Kingdom Hearts 3.

Nintendo was nice enough to put a demo of this game up on their eShop, so naturally I went and downloaded it. Here's the inside scoop on what you'll get, but let me say this now- GET IT. Whether you read what I have to say or not, get the demo, because it is a lot of fun, and a nice intro on what to expect. So without further ado, let's begin.

For starters, the demo offers two great options: a Tutorial, and a level in the game, Traverse Town.



(Nostalgia kicks in now.- sorry, most of these were taken with my iPhone as I was playing..)



The game screen is what you'd expect and need all in one. The top screen is your basic display you're used to by now. The bottom screen serves as your map. Additionally, if you have any teammates their information is down there as well.

Let's start with the Tutorial. In the Tutorial, you end up battling Ursula (The Little Mermaid villain) in a very basic explanation of the controls. The controls are easy- you have camera controls, basic move/dodge/block, magic utilizing the directional pad and X, and locking on/targeting. It's very easy to get used to, and that's important for a Kingdom Hearts game.

When you're done defeating Ursula's three tentacles, you're transported to an area where you learn something new to Kingdom Hearts- Flowmotion and Reality Shift. Flowmotion is when you roll, dodge, thrust into something and begin basically spinning around the object. You can jump off and combo into attacks, combine the spinning into an attack on the object or enemy, or just use it to push off and go faster in travel. Reality Shift utilizes the touchscreen, and you basically use crates, at least in the demo, to launch in a slingshot like fashion.



So from the Tutorial we know two things: First, the game involves Sora. This is good. No Ven, Aqua, Roxas...just Sora, finally. Secondly, The Little Mermaid will once again plague our gaming experience with a level. At least there's fighting this time.

More combo goodies!


Next we move onto gameplay, or at least the non-tutorial gameplay. You get a little bit of the story, but not enough to make any assumptions (unless you've already scouted Wikipedia for the plot). You know Master Yen Sid is involved, and once again Sora is looking for Riku. Instead, Neku Sakuraba makes an appearence, possibly replacing the Final Fantasy characters in this game with "The World Ends With You" characters instead.



The game is pretty much dumping you off in Traverse Town once again, with you looking for Riku and Neku looking for a player of some sorts. Who or what he is referring to is a mystery, at least to the Kingdom Hearts players. You get the full-on battle experience with multiple enemies, and even a minor boss battle that is somewhat easy.



During this gameplay you get two companions. No, it's not Donald and Goofy. I'm hoping it's something relative to TWEWY, as I've never seen these characters before. One looks like a mix between a pillow and purple pig, while the other resembles a purple cat. When they reach a certain point in battles, you can tap their icons on the lower screen and initiate a battle sequence called linking, where you do a battle action and cause some serious damage. 

(Sorry, this is the best my iPhone has to offer as I play..)

 When the battle is over you get a small cutscene of the purple pig pillow trotting down the stairs, and the demo is over. I'm not sure what meaning this has, but I guess the full version of the game will explain more.

That's all there is to this demo. If this is a neat little package of everything you expect to find in the full version, than this is an instant winner in my book. It gives you the classic controls, a few new moves , and brings you back in to the Kingdom Hearts swing of things. I preordered mine already, but for those who have yet to or just want to keep an ear out, look for it when it hits shelves everywhere on July 31st, 2012.

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First Look: Lego Batman 2 DC Super Heroes

Today we're going to take a look at a game released on June 19th, 2012: Lego Batman 2.

This game got a lot of hype on the internet, had a few advertisements over usual at Gametops and other gaming stores, and caught my eye personally. Being a comic reader, I'm always interested in games that are based on Comics,because while they already have established stories, these games give you an option to explore "What if..." scenerios, different variations of plots, and of course being in control of the characters.

If you've ever played a LEGO brand game, you know what's in store for you. If you don't, here's my first look into the game and how it plays out.

First off, relax- it's comedic. Maybe you don't have that sense of humor you need for the game, but it really takes on a level of humor that you're just not going to see in any of the Christopher Nolan films.

The game's premise is easy to derive- Batman's villains are at it again, but this time with the help of Lex Luthor and a few other memorable faces. To go along with this, Superman and other DC heroes join the party. Storywise, you're going to get a basic plot with a comedic twist, but we play games to have fun.

Lego Batman 2 is just like any other Lego game you've played or heard about. You control a character, run around, and hit things. In Batman's case, you get to hit things with your fists, or throw batarangs at everything. You can play as Batman or Robin, and both have similar movesets, but different costume identities. That's right- the twist here is that you'll need various gadgets that different suits provide to get things done. These include a strong suit, equipped with rocket launcher and super strength, an acrobat suit, for all of your acrobatic and pole tactic needs, and magnetic suit, to stick to metal things.

In addition to the Batman perks, the game follows it's lego roots quite nicely. You go around interacting with other Lego setups and characters, different vehicles, and occassionally building new things. There's some vehicle action, and while the first level you get to experience is a rail-gun style chase in the Batplane or Robin 's helicopter, the rest of the game gives a llittle more variety, both in style and vehicle.

Oh and lastly- voices. Unlike other lego games, this game has some serious voice acting. And for all of your nostalgic people, you might find the voices a little...familiar...

For a fun game, maybe the $50 pricetag (or more/less, depending on system and where you buy it) isn't worth it right away. You'll have fun whether you know the plot or just want to hit things all day, So my recommendation- unless you pre-ordered it, wait a bit, let it drop in price, and pick it up. But definitely don't forget about this one!

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Book Review: Catching Fire, by Suzanne Collins

One might think that Suzanne Collins named this book after the hype that would befall her series in only a short time.  The Hunger Games series has caught fire and is burning brightly.  I assume if you are reading this then you have some interest in the series and have read or seen The Hunger Games so my apologies if I spoil the book that previously was released.

We left off with Katniss and Peta having won the Hunger Games as a team, the first time two winners ever existed in the history of the games.  Their inseparable bond that grew inside the arena unfortunately for Peta did not continue outside of that same arena.  Peta had been in love with Katniss and that love just grew deeper and deeper as the games came to pass.  Katniss who was growing closer and closer to him though was still very confused on her feelings toward the baker's young son.  The terrible news that she was acting came past Peta's ears by Katniss' own tongue and the book ends with heartbreak for Peta and an unsure future for Katniss.

That ending I felt was fine for the book.  It was the type of ending that allowed a reader to know this book is over and the story finalized.  You had great speculation on the future but weren't sure if a sequel  was in the mix (although secretly you wanted one.)  Catching Fire was next.  Oddly enough this book actually had a title that made sense unlike some book series (like Twilight.)  The world wasn't literally on fire, neither was the Hunger Games but what was catching fire was the spirit of the citizens across all of the districts.  Their souls were cast ablaze with the hope of revolution all because a young 16 year old girl nearly committed suicide by eating berries.

SPOILERS BELOW

It begins with Katniss living in the nice area of town, Peta and good ol' Haymitch.   Haymitch is still drunk as ever and Peta and Katniss live a normal life apart from each other.  Peta got put into the friend zone hard core at the end of the first book so he learned his lesson.  They still must keep up the facade in front of the cameras or else the Capital might know that they are faking it...well Katniss is faking it.

What nobody expects is the Quarter Quell which takes place every 25 years of the Hunger Games.  This Quarter Quell takes previous winners and puts them back into the arena...and of course as District 12's only female winner Katniss is back in the fray.  Peta joins her in the fight and Haymitch is left to coach the two of them all over again, this time Katniss forces him to agree that he will help Peta win even if it is at the cost of her own life.  Katniss begins to see signs of revolution existing from a random television screen, to the "threats" issued to her from the President and she is certain that her death would ensure the safety of her family and loved ones.

Back in the Capital they meet their fellow competitors all of them much older than a normal competitor and many of them very famous.  Time starts to tick down slowly and of course her wonderful stylist Cinna has outdone himself again and again withe her outfits and she is again the talk of the town and in some people's eyes a favorite to win the whole thing.

This time around the arena is very watery.  In here she discovers over time that the place is a giant clock and each hour that passes means a different travesty occurs in what would be considered the corresponding spot on the face of a clock.  Alliances are formed and death befalls allies and enemies alike.  When Katniss is outside of the arena we as readers don't remember the full hardship and hunger, depravity and pain that occurs in the arena.  It is as if we are with her the entire time and experiencing everything with her.  By the close of the book almost everyone is dead (as the theme of the arena dictates) but there is an extremely major plot twist.  Now I don't care if you want to know it or not, it is a great twist and you gotta read the book to find out this one!

SPOILERS CLOSE

Now that you read a basic synopsis of the story and feel adequately prepared for the film (which many will watch without reading the story) I hope you have some knowledge going into this one.  I myself figured out the major plot twist from the beginning of the first book but that is me and not everyone.  I hope you can pick this up and read it but be sure you have Mockingjay at the ready because I can promise you you will want to read that one right after this!

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Project M Character Analysis: Lucario Revisited

We had a look at Lucario last time, but this time around, we'll discuss him in a bit more detail as far as what his new options afford him the ability to accomplish.  Combos are the name of the game with Lucario.  His individual attacks aren't especially powerful, so to rack up the damage and prep for a kill, you'll want to string together as many quick hits as possible, always aiming to end with Force Palm.  And let's be honest - the new aerial Force Palm is just so fun to use.  Just be weary of good techers; they'll be waiting to punish you, so follow with a down air or neutral air to be safe.

Buffering was touched on quite a bit before, but the creative player can do some great things with it.  For instance, on larger and/or heavier characters (Bowser, DK, Captain Falcon, Fox, etc), at low damage, you can rather easily string together loops of a jab > jab > force palm combo.  For spacing, you can use forward tilt in place of some jabs, as it covers a bit of distance or your dash attack.  The ability to act out of moves so quickly is a huge advantage, as your individual attacks don't deal a huge amount of damage.  If you're making contact on anything outside of a smash, you should be aiming to continue the onslaught or end it with Force Palm.  Rush and chase; don't let up on the pressure.

If you find yourself edgeguarding an opponent and they're aiming for a ledgegrab, be liberal with your use of down tilt.  The trajectory it pops the opponent up at gives you a great opportunity to hop up and use that new aerial Force Palm.  If you jump out a bit, you can toss them to their death, and if you have an aura charge (ex move) available, use it here; you'll toss them down and away from the stage.  Keep in mind there's no penalty to the aura charge if you miss; you'll only lose it if you connect.  At low damage, the opponent can act out of this state quite quickly; don't be deceived by the laziness of the AI.  Characters with long/high recovery, such as Snake and DeDeDe won't die to this technique so easily, so that aura charge is well reserved for this position.  Don't forget that if you whiff that Force Palm and you haven't finished a full jump, you're going to be fighting to get back to the stage, so weigh your options.  If you find yourself recovering, don't be afraid to aura charge cancel your ExtremeSpeed and air dodge at the ledge.

As satisfying as it gets.

One last thing; don't forget that your dash attack can cancel into your tilts, smashes and specials.  On connection, you can quickly transition into those all-important force palm combos and at medium damage, you can move from dash attack into a well timed up smash.  If you don't get "all of it", you can follow up with a neutral air for space; if you do, the last hit of up smash is quite strong and an effective kill.  Experiment with Lucario; the combo options are limited only by your imagination and reflexes.

Lucario combos are incredibly fun to string together - tell us your favorites or link us some videos in the comments!  Next up, we'll have a look at the new and improved Wolf.

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WWE Raw Wrapup - 6/25/2012

WWE Raw - June 25th, 2012

Chris Jericho returns tonight - At the very least, we have that to look forward to.  They should quickly work to build a program for him leading into Money in the Bank; people are always happy to see Jericho.  The show opens with a video, yet again, of the CM Punk/Daniel Bryan/Kane/AJ scenario.  This is a bright spot, as it focuses on the WWE Championship.

After the video, AJ is in the back, explaining things, though she is the only one on screen.  Tonight, she seems to be in a bit of a Kane-themed outfit again.  She needs to drift from Bryan, Kane causes her inhibitions to subside and she sees Punk as a soul mate.  She thinks they should all go their separate ways.  The camera pans around and she's practicing this chat into a mirror.  That's definitely a new way to open Raw.  Seems like none of the three has her favor anymore than the others, which disagrees with the end of No Way Out.

Brodus Clay makes his return to Raw and faces Big Show tonight, cementing the idea that John Lauranaitis' decrees are done with.  Tonight, John Cena makes a 'big announcement'.

Vickie Guerrero comes out on stage; she is the interim General Manager for Raw and Smackdown this week.  The crowd, as per the norm, gives her the business.  Vickie expect to become the permanent GM and it seems like the permanent choice will be selected on episode 1000.  Our first match will be a three way elimination match.

Match 1:  Daniel Bryan vs Kane vs CM Punk (WWE Champion), non-title elimination Triple Threat

Winner:  Daniel Bryan via pinfall

Again?  The WWE Champ opens Raw.  We see these men face off yet again.  It's too much.  They need some separation to make future title matches special; make them mean something.  All three of them need to face others.  Apparently, WWE has hash tags for each of the participants in the match for the WWE Universe to vote on who AJ should be with.  Silly.

The smaller men go after Kane to open the match, but he takes right over.  Bryan chopblocks the knee and lays into him with kicks, coupled with Punk, and now both men lay boots to the devil's favorite demon and Bryan rolls up Punk as soon as he turns his back.  The usual formula - With Kane eliminated momentarily, it becomes a temporary one on one.  Punk gives Bryan a curb stomp for two and Kane tries to fight back from the floor.  Bryan dives at Kane off the apron and gets caught and put into the barrier as we roll into a commercial.

Back, we find Kane has taken control of both Punk and Bryan.  Kane heads to the top rope, but Bryan cuts him off.  Bryan wants a superplex, but Punk puts a stop to it.  Bryan ends up in the electric chair and Kane tries a doomsday device, but Bryan uses a victory roll to dodge and Kane whiffs.  Bryan gets two and then he and Punk give Kane a double suplex.  With Kane out of the way momentarily, Punk and Bryan are back to fighting with a fervor.  Punk low roads Kane as he rushes him and then back drops Bryan onto him on the floor.  Punk takes a moment to gather his thoughts then hits both men with a suicide dive.  Michael Cole reminds us that Punk's current title run is the fourth longest in fifteen years.  Bryan tries the Yes!lock, but Punk fights out and slingshots him into a recovering Kane, then clubs Bryan with a big kick.  Punk wants the GTS, but Kane boots Punk, sending Bryan flying and letting Kane get a two count.  Big sideslam from Kane on Punk is good for two again.  Kane heads to the top again and this time he lands the diving clothesline.  AJ's music hits and she skips to ringside.  AJ skips around, taking a lap and heads back to the back.  Punk counters a Chokeslam and lands the GTS, pinning Kane.  Bryan slides in after the pin and pops Punk in the head with a kick and picks up the victory.

Pretty good triple threat; the elimination factor is always a bit fun; that's how Ring of Honor does most of their three way dances.  AJ did the same run in as last time, but the distraction seemed significantly less - Kane still tried the Chokeslam, Punk just countered it.

Cut to Vickie Guerrero in the back and Alberto del Rio enters and begins to brown nose Vickie with flowers.  ADR says he's the rightful number one contender; enter Ziggler.  Ziggler tells him to get in line.  Ziggler wants one more shot after coming close on Smackdown.  Tonight, a contract on a pole match for a World Heavyweight Title match on Friday night.  Ricardo reenters with a vase for the flowers and Ziggler tosses it into the wall.  Been a while since we've had an "on a pole" match on Raw.  We had a tuxedo match at No Way Out, so why not?

WWE Rewind to last month and Big Show taking out Brodus Clay, along with R-Truth and Kofi Kingston.  I can only assume the Big Show/Brodus Clay match is next.

Match 2:  Brodus Clay vs Big Show

Winner:  Big Show via pinfall

Despite the gravity of the match ahead of him, Clay is still happy to dance his way down to the ring.  It'd be nice to see someone more concerned with a big fight than his entrance bit once in a blue moon.  As Big Show makes his entrance, now Clay is all business.  Big Show opens with strikes, but Clay fights out of the corner.  Off an irish whip, Clay takes Big Show down with a headbutt to the chest.  From the mat, Big Show kicks at the previously injured knee of Clay and begins to drop elbows on it.  Big Show keeps the attack up and wraps Clay's leg around the ringpost.  Back in the ring, Show readies for a Vader Bomb and lands it.  Show grabs Clay by the hair and cocks the WMD, but Brodus fights out.  Clay tries a scoop slam, but his knee gives out and Show lands on top of him for the pin. 

Not an especially dominant win; more so because Clay made a bad choice and just couldn't get up.  If I had to wager a guess?  This continues on for another week or two.  A doctor is out to check on Clay; if they play up an injury angle, then I may be wrong.  I can't see any reason to put Clay on the shelf unless they plan to repackage him in some way and I doubt that with the way the young'uns love the Funksaurus.

A recap video for John Cena and his Make-A-Wish efforts.  Cena has granted 300 wishes.  It's fun to poke at the character and almost frustrating to talk about how he's booked and portrayed, but never let it be said that the man doesn't care about his company and his fans.  You can't watch a a video package like this and nod your head saying "Yeah, I'm sick of the character he portrays, but this is an all-around good man".

Raw 1000 moment with Bob Barker:  His own guest spot in 2009.  To be fair, he was one of the best guest hosts in that awful guest host time period.

During the commercial, Big Show surprises Clay with a WMD.  Like I said, surprise WMD is my favorite new gimmick in WWE.

Rewind to No Way Out and HHH lobbying for a match with Brock Lesnar at Summerslam and Heyman's answer one week ago.  Next week, Lesnar will personally answer HHH's challenge.

AJ is in the back, talking to Kane.  Kane is not happy that he feels things around AJ.  He says he's not boyfriend material.  Kane is a monster and his only source of pleasure is eviscerating people and even he finds AJ "mentally unstable".  For AJ's own good, Kane says they should stay away from one another.  AJ starts to cry, then quickly transitions to laughter.  Crazy chicks!

Match 3:  Jack Swagger vs Santino Marella (c), United States Championship

Winner:  Santino Marella via pinfall

Why would Jack Swagger be getting a US title shot?  More of that "just because" booking that makes no sense.  Vickie Guerrero in charge or not, this is silliness.  Swagger wants a handshake and pops Santino one in the face.  As per the commentators, Vickie isn't aligned with Swagger any longer, so her influence doesn't make a whole lot of sense for this title match.  Swagger remains in charge with kicks and a powerslam.  Swagger applies a surfboard on the US champ, but he quickly fights to his feet and lands a belly to back suplex.  Santino hits jabs, a split and a hip toss, followed by the big headbutt and the Cobra comes out.  Swagger lifts Santino, but he counters into a big DDT.  Santino lands the Cobra and the three. 

Well, Jack Swagger looks like crap.  Still makes no sense to me; he's so big and strong and such a solid wrestler, but the wheels of his career have been stuck in the mud for quite some time.  The US title would be a great way to give a bit of credibility to guys like Tyson Kidd who need to be shown to the mainstream crowd more often.  At least the Intercontinental title still means something...

A Divas summertime beach battle royal will take place tonight.  John Cena is in the back, heading toward the ring and sees a box labeled for things that need a good home, among them, a People Power shirt.  Zack Ryder walks in and tosses the shirt in the trash then gives John Cena a broski fistbump.  That's probably all we'll see of Ryder tonight.

John Cena makes his entrance at the top of the hour.  Once he reaches the ring, the vocal males let him know what they think (spoiler:  They booed).  Cena has an historical announcement tonight.  Cena makes a goofy Star Wars story about the cage match at No Way Out.  Then he laughs at his own joke...someone Send for the Man.  The lights go dim and Chris Jericho makes his return to interrupt the inanity.  The crowd is plenty happy to see him.  Jericho tells Cena to make his announcement and hit the bricks.  Cena says he'll be in Money in the Bank, just to stop Big Show.  Cena wants to win.  Jericho takes offense to Cena assuming he'll win just because he's John Cena.  Cena reminds Jericho that he's 0-3 in Money in the Bank ladder matches, so what's his point?  Jericho tells Cena that he needs to take Money in the Bank seriously.  Cena has more to contend with in the match than just Big Show, because Jericho is entering himself.  Vickie comes out to preside over the goings on.  Vickie confirms there will be two Money in the Bank matches - one per title.  Jericho interrupts and Vickie yells at him - He smugly asks what she'll do, suspend him? (Jericho is just off a 30-day suspension from a flag-related incident in Brazil).  According to the Board of Directory, only former WWE champions will take part in Money in the Bank this year.  Kane, Big Show, Jericho, John Cena are eligible.  Cena sasses Vickie and she will make the main event of Raw:  John Cena vs Chris Jericho.

So if this is to be taken at face value, only four men will be in the WWE Title Money in the Bank ladder match.  And those four men are Kane, Show, Cena and Jericho.  This is not the spirit of Money in the Bank.  I'm going to reserve judgment for now, because that was awkwardly explained and I can't imagine a Money in the Bank with only four men.  Traditionally, Money in the Bank has been a showcase of young talent and affording them an opportunity to work with some higher level talent.

Lillian Garcia is attempting to introduce a former Raw main eventer for a match, but Heath Slater interrupts.  Interesting gimmick for the one man rock band.  Slater says he doesn't care what Roddy Piper and Cyndi Lauper think of him; he's one of the top stars on Raw and he rules the world...a precursor for his opponent.

Match 4:  Heath Slater vs Sycho Sid

Winner:  Sycho Sid via pinfall

I could get behind this gimmick; Slater uses someone's catch phrase and they come down and smack him around.  Sid lays into Slater's midsection then seats him on the top rope by his neck, only to slap him down.  Slater goes after Sid's leg, which made me cringe (If you've never seen Sid's leg snap search around for it), but Sid fights back.  Sid calls for the Powerbomb and delivers.  Sid pins Slater. 

Fun return; it's interesting to see how they integrate someone's catchphrase into a promo to deliver on it.  I have a feeling after Raw 1000, these guest spots will end, but for now it's a nice diversion.

Match 5:  Alberto del Rio vs Dolph Ziggler, contract on a pole match for number one contendership to the World Heavyweight Title

Winner:  No Contest

Audible Ziggler chants from the crowd.  Ziggler shoves del Rio and makes a mad rush for the contract, but gets stopped.  Del Rio tries a quick grab as well, but Ziggler isn't having any of it.  Ziggler runs into a tilt a whirl backbreaker after an elbow from the corner.  ADR wants the contract again, but Ziggler drags him down.  Del Rio whiffs an enzuigiri and Ziggler drops him with a russian leg sweep.  The crowd continues to be behind Ziggler, as he flips out of another try at a titl a whirl backbreaker and lands a beautiful dropkick.  Ziggler uses his agility to rush the pole again, but del Rio puts a stop to him once again.  Ziggler climbs over del Rio up top, but del Rio gives him a samoan drop from the top, leaving both men down.  Del Rio is the first to stir, but both men go up top again.  Ziggler rips the contract down, but neither man holds on to it, and now they fight over it on the mat.  Strikes back and forth, but until someone has control of the clipboard, the match continues.  Ricardo tries to grab it for ADR, but Ziggler kicks it out of his hands and it ends up on the floor.  A scramble to reach the floor ensues and both men tumble out of the opposite side of the ring and hit the floor hard.  Sheamus' music hits and he walks out with a microphone.  Friday night is going to be a triple threat for the World Heavyweight Championship.  The match won't be about showing off or destiny; it's about Sheamus kicking both of their arses. 

This was somewhere between great booking and an odd non-ending.  I hate to see any match go without a real ending, but a triple threat could provide a different opportunity for the men involved.  This could just as easily have been accomplished with the match ending with both men holding a page of the contract or something.  Curious if that was an audible called in the back or planned all along.  Regardless, Ziggler gets another shot and Albero del Rio gets the shot he should have gotten before the concussion.

CM Punk will take on Daniel Bryan for the WWE title at Money in the Bank.  Cut to Punk in the back on the phone, with his eyes quickly covered by AJ from behind.  Punk guesses it's King Kong Bundy; just a bit off.  AJ is dedicating her participation in the Divas summertime battle royal to CM Punk.  Punk wants a serious talk after the match and AJ leaves him a bit confused.  AJ is in a robe; they usually only put the girls in robes when they have something special to show off to the crowd.

Raw 1000 moment with Mick Foley:  "This is your life" birthday party for The Rock in 1999.

Match 6:  Divas Summertime Beach Battle Royal

Winner:  AJ

Vickie comes out and says People Power is dead...Long live Vickie power.  Vickie is out in a robe, meaning one thing only.  Vickie is in a one piece.  The girls all go right after her.  Maxine and Asksana are quickly eliminated.  Alicia Fox rolls out and basically eliminates herself.  Rosa is out next, then Tamina.  Natalya holds Layla for Beth, but Beth hits Nattie by mistake, then gets dumped out by Layla.  AJ goes after Layla and thanks to a distraction, eliminates her.  This leaves Vickie and AJ.  Vickie dumps AJ, but she hangs on and climbs back in.  AJ puts on the sweet smile for Vickie and after a push, pounces on her.  AJ gets rid of Vickie and wins the battle royal.  AJ celebrates with Daniel Bryan YES's.  Didn't she dedicate this one to CM Punk?  Oh you crafty minx you...

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Next Tuesday is a live Smackdown, The Great American Bash.

Match 7:  Chris Jericho vs John Cena

Winner:  John Cena via disqualification

Strong Y2J chants as John Cena's music kicks in.  The two open with a couple quick mat exchanges and the crowd opens with a Lets Go Cena/Cena Sucks duel.  Jericho slaps Cena and bails from the ring, trying for the psychological advantage (and setting up the commercial break).   Jericho is in control back from the commercial, but Cena is fighting out of a headlock.  Cena runs into a boot and Jericho lands a second rope missile dropkick for two.  Jericho continues with a belly to back suplex and boots to the ribs.  A low dropkick puts Cena on the floor.  Back in, Cena counters a suplex from Jericho with one of his own.  Jericho takes back over with a kick to the chest of Cena, who wanted a back body drop.  Cena finds himself in a chinlock, but fights back to his feet again.  Cena lays into Jericho, but runs into an elbow, followed by a Lionsault attempt that Cena dodges, allowing him to go into his comeback routine.  Jericho grabs the legs as Cena tries the Five Knuckle Shuffle but Cena fights out of a Walls of Jericho attempt.  Jericho swings wildly, and Cena hits his spinout powerbomb and the Five Knuckle Shuffle.  Big Show's music hits and the distraction allows Jericho to apply the Walls.  Big Show gets in and drops a leg on the back of the prone Cena, causing Jericho to be disqualified.  

Jericho is mad about the unnecessary loss, but leaves Cena to Big Show, not wanting to provoke the giant.  Big Show delivers a Chokeslam to Cena and then stands over him and applies the Colossal Clutch.  Cena is out cold as the show fades.  Big Show stands tall, a threat to Cena, the WWE Title and the WWE as a whole.

This was an odd Raw.  Opening with the WWE Champion has become almost standard, which is a shame; no other company does this on such a regular basis.  The triple threat was good, but we've been seeing this for a month, which means all three men need to wrestle other people so that when they do fight for the title, it's something special, instead of "oh hey, the same match but now for the title".  It's hard to complain about Bryan/Punk at Money in the Bank, because it's bound to be a great match.  The rest of the wrestling action was just kind of there on this episode.  The pole match was pretty good, but the odd ending is hard to call - An audible because it ran long or an ending that didn't need to be there?  The divas battle royal existed solely to showcase AJ; there seems to be a lot of steam behind her, which is good.  She isn't the "typical" diva and is capable in the ring, so a continued focus on her is healthy.  The episode as a whole was very AJ-centric, which is odd - WWE must see something in her.  Not that the fans haven't said so for a while now, but it's great to see WWE and the fans agree on something for once.  Raw's Money in the Bank being Kane/Jericho/Cena/Big Show is a baffling choice, but it will likely help in leading to Cena/Rock for the WWE title at Wrestlemania; maybe Rock wins the Royal Rumble and the title soon after, Cena cashes in at 'Mania?  We'll see moving forward.

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